by ayyyyyyyy lmao April 04, 2016
“Its giving broomstick marriage”
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"Broom stick marriage….It not only symbolizes the sweeping away of evil, past loves and the old you, but it also represents jumping into a new life together and setting up your household."
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Timmy said “Online I read many cultures practice broomstick marriage” Dad said “BAD Timmy you need your marriage leGaLlY binding with biG bRotHer!”
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"Broom stick marriage….It not only symbolizes the sweeping away of evil, past loves and the old you, but it also represents jumping into a new life together and setting up your household."
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Timmy said “Online I read many cultures practice broomstick marriage” Dad said “BAD Timmy you need your marriage leGaLlY binding with biG bRotHer!”
by Supermariobongrip January 20, 2024
A mentally handicapped human being who loves to rage about the Simplest things in the Transit Community.
random: OMG!!! BROOMSTICK RESPONDED TO MY COMMUNITY POST!!! YAY
broomstick: I can be racist when I want to
broomstick: I can be racist when I want to
by fuckshit7j7 June 07, 2022
The word one may say when one is throwing an object through that air or when one is just being obnoxious.
by Broomstick yeeter June 10, 2019
When you have sex with a female with a massive bush and you look down and your cock looks like a “broomstick”.
by Gansy December 05, 2019
Someone who is suffering discomfort from having accidentally (or deliberately) inserted a broomstick into their butt. The logical explanation for a person's bad moods, snotty behaviour and general poor attitude.
Bob: Good morning Betty.
Betty: What's so good about it you $*#&$#@#?
Bob: Wow, someone's suffering from a major broomstick enima.
Betty: What's so good about it you $*#&$#@#?
Bob: Wow, someone's suffering from a major broomstick enima.
by nedrac February 10, 2011
Holding hands and jumping over a broomstick laid on the ground is a ritual in the presence of family and friends that is akin to the vow of marriage.
by Hummingbird100 April 07, 2022