bromate

a complex intimate relationship between two men of any sexuality, abolishing any divisions between brotherhood and companionship.

guy 1: those guys are tight... they gay or something?

guy 2: nah, shad and kain are bromates for life.

guy 1: ahh... i'm totally jel.

by kain mcleod April 3, 2008

brometheus

An ancient Greek bro.

Yo brometheus, lets chill later.

by RidersofBrohan December 12, 2009

Brolette

A female bro. Irregardless of their sexual orientation lady bros will often do things a bro would. They are not your sisters, they are your bros.

Brolette, Wing-man, co-op buddie, laugh at dirty jokes, be funny, etc.

by Samsiel June 3, 2011

bromere

bro-meer
-noun
1. male compatriot.
2. male friend of great importance.
3. male partner in a non-homosexual fellowship

"Jim is my best friend, my dude, my bromere."

by stinketh January 18, 2009

Bromathy

This is a form of sympathy which can only be elicited from or received voluntarily from a bro. This sympathy, whether solicited or offered freely is always in connection with you or one of your bros being unwillingly dragged to some "chick event".

While unwillingly sitting in a Kenny G concert because your GF insisted she wanted to go, you text your bros for a little bromathy: "Dudes! I'm being held captive by my GF at a Kenny G Concert (or some random chick flick, or some romance novel signing event) and I think I'm gonna hurl ... I need a little bromathy."

by Windsearcher August 26, 2010

Braometer

This technique is used by males to determine when the temperature starts to drop below 50 degrees. Depending on the hardness of the nipples poking through the bra and clothing tells one how cold it is.

That chick isn't smuggling raisins, she's smuggling walnuts, her braometer says it must be balls cold outside.

by Cold Boobs February 18, 2011

Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.

by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011