box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

box of donuts

an email that has "a box of donuts" as the title. can be used anytime someone needs to send someone else a box of donuts in order to win a contest

I was the first to send a box of donuts, therefore I won the contest.

by Twonthecontest September 8, 2003

A box of diabetes

What cops eat on a daily basis

"Dude, I saw this officer eat like three boxes of diabetes"

A box of diabetes- A box of donuts dumb ass

by GayayayayayaYayafuckme January 10, 2019

box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

box of donuts

something my stupid brother used to win a fake contest made by his friend.

My bother tried to cheat using a box of donuts, he didn't win.

by Someone Much Smarter January 5, 2004

a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne

Noun
Definition: a box of condoms

ay man i gotta go my girl want me to come over and i aint got nothin. so ima go buy me a box of dem thangs that killed john wayne

by shay shay baby April 12, 2008

Box Hole Duty

A military punishment where the punished must dig a hole in the ground large enough to stand in, and then must guard the hole by standing in the hole and covering self and hole with a large wooden box.

"Mike, that's it, your on BOX HOLE DUTY!" ~Gen. Havoc

by Havoc October 26, 2004