Bowey

The act of being incredibly loud, spilling a drink ever 5 minutes and drinking an unreal amount of liquor. Usually the life of the party

The fuckin guy, what a Bowey .

by LittleKingg December 15, 2015

bower

n. Combination of a quick cold bath then a hot shower. Often touted as a hangover cure.

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You look horrible! Better ease your flesh out of bed, grab a quick bower, and get over to the hill. Your State of the Union address is in an hour.

Fake News! SAD!! I look good. Hansomest office holder ever. Only drink soda.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2019

Bower

Enjoying a beer in the shower, also incorrectly known as a shower beer!

I just enjoyed the best bower of my life!

by Doctor Gloss May 3, 2020

BOWERS

A bower is another term for 'lanky freak' who cannot handle excessive amounts of alcohol, wears dangly earrings to over compensate for his small rugby roger and runs around completely naked when told by his mates. His typical mating call is 'comeee on' or 'ya bastard'. Usually, bowers are loyal vegans however when they find Shrewsbury meat, all loyalty goes out the window.

I've pulled a bowers! I can't get my earrings in, sod it (passes out).

by XxxxB2xxxX February 5, 2021

Bower

-Beyond Power
Bower has no limits. Those with bower can overcome any obstacle, or any foe. Even when beaten, they come back stronger.

You may be strong, you may be powerful. But tell me… have you witnessed bower in your past? Did anyone prepare you?

by Vitaly Zdorovetskiy February 24, 2023

Jack Bauer (Bower)

When a man drinks a beer in the shower while rubbing one out.

Person A: I totally took a Jack Bauer (Bower) before you guys came over!
Persons B &C: Why are you telling us this?
Person A: Because I needed to use it in a sentence for Urban Dictionary...
Persons B &C: We're going to leave now...

by Legacy II January 8, 2016

A Rusty Bowers

Named after lifelong republican Rusty Bowers who testified during the January 6th Congressional hearings...

When you are censured by your own political party after brief but poignant moment of conscientiousness.

"Any republican who speaks out against Trump can expect a Rusty Bowers."

by Kevin Sorbo's Conscience July 20, 2022