Bonk

Something you call someone after they say something wholly ridiculous and silly goofy

I: My favorite STD is the clap
S: What's "the clap"
I: The clap is another word for gonorrhea you bonk
S: Ohh that’s right

I: If you were to get an std which one would you want
S:Hmm. Maybe Syphillis, because it's fun to say
I: Ooh good choice

by Izzygonzzo1818 May 18, 2023

Bonk

1. An expression used to describe the sound of something being hit or walloped

2. Calling someone "bonked on the head" means that they're stupid in some way. Or just really dumb

Person 1: hey watch out!
Person 2: wh-
Person 1: *bonk*
Person 2: I have been bonked

by Chickennuggetchan May 9, 2020

bonk

big ass dick

To my surprise, Mikey pulled down his pants and he got a bonk!

by rhahahaha July 3, 2021

bonking

having sex using a space hopper

man sits on space hopper woman mounts herself on his throbin robin and off we go bouncy bouncy

by totalguy January 8, 2004

BONK

beating with anti horny effect stick

Go to horny jail BONK

by NIAWW March 22, 2021

Bonk

A video game series that deserves more recognition.

Why can't Konami make a new Bonk game?

by LightCorp November 16, 2019

Bonk

The nasty Free school lunch the gov gives to the brokest kids in school

You pack a lunch? Nah i get the bonk

by Dustshaker September 8, 2017