blossoms

As explained by the world's foremost perversion afficianado, John Waters, in the director's commentary for "A Dirty Shame", blossoms are the result of having been anally fisted so much that your colon and other internal organs protrude from your sphincter.

I really enjoyed and miss the NBC sitcom "Blossom".

by Curtii September 15, 2005

Blossom

Blossom is an amazing person. She is so pretty and will always be by your side! She has the most gorgeous hair and has a stunning body. She loves animals. She is extremely caring and understanding, she’s very active and great at sports!

If you know a blossom, keep her in your life. She’s worth it

Blossom is my best friend, she’s so fit

by Floella112x October 16, 2019

orange blossom trail

a major road located in Orlando, FL. (Whorelando) The southern stretch of this road is infamous for its red-light district.

When somethin happens in South Orange Blossom Trail, nothin happens... it's just another hooka dead.

by KRHimself January 31, 2005

Ash blossom & joyous spring

A little annoying child card that doesn't let you touch your deck

"I use reinforcements of the army"

"I negate it with ash blossom & joyous spring"

"Fuck you man"

by ExoticFroge May 9, 2021

The Bulgarian Blossom

When a male clandestinely applies garlic (chesnok) below one`s foreskin prior to receiving fellatio from a consenting adult of legal age.

- Why is Jennifer crying?
- Because Bogdan gave her the Bulgarian Blossom in the morning, duh!

by Vladimir Bogdanovic Piegel July 9, 2020

Volcanic Milky Blossum

This is when a girl is hogtied or frogtied, preferably with a ballgag, and you stick a vibrator or some other stimulating sex toy into her vagina and turn it on. The pleasure will make her orgasm, forming a Volcanic Milky Blossum.

When having BDMS with Sara, Robert frogtied her and gave her a Volcanic Milky Blossum. She was exposed with her clothes off and naked and Robert jacked off to the sight of her helplessness.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017

crash blossoms

(n.) -- a neologism for infelicitously-worded newspaper headlines which at first reading seem to mean one thing but upon second reading mean something completely different; often hard to figure out at first; called "crash blossoms" because one specific headline from a newspaper used the two words -- "crash blossoms" -- in a confusing way

Japan Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms

by PRwiz101 August 30, 2009