Blurd

A bloody turd. Usually seen in a porta potty, a product of Hemroids.

Guy 1: Dude i was just in the porta jon and i saw a Blurd.
Guy 2: Ahhh sick man!, I wanna see!
Guy 1: It was tight.

by PatrickDonovan February 12, 2006

blurd

Fusion of two words to make a new word, intended (like most slang) to shorten the length of a conversation, they often make the person saying them sound like they have mental health issues.

Floordrobe= entire contents of wardrobe on the floor is a classic example of a blurd

by amberintheuk July 24, 2011

Bluddy

Bluddy riot? or bluddy hell... Meaning something crazy has happened or unexpected.

Colin"You seen that they is a bluddy riot kicking off".

John"is they? bluddy hell".

by Colin John September 29, 2018

Bluddy

Your blood family that is also your buddy

Wassup Bluddy

by Bluddy inventor March 11, 2018

Blundy

The act of defecating while receiving oral sex and smoking a blunt (similar to a blumpkin)

After Evan and Ed shotgunned some beers, they asked Kristen to give them both a blundy.

by BrasANDKras October 28, 2007

blurd

A mispelling of 'blood,' intended for people who need to spice up their term papers.

Elizabeth Bathory drank the blurd of virgins.

by Shleedle September 20, 2005

Blurty

An online journal thing.

Person1: I wish I had an online journal like you.
Person2: You can! Just go to www.blurty.com

by SwiNgeR July 12, 2003