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Bleach Blonde Amber

A typical no brained slutty blonde with no moral values. She lives off of her parents, they raise her daughter. She is easy, loose and has long nasty wizard sleeves. Don't let the cleavage fool y'all, those big things hang and have sausage nips. Eeeeewww!
by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016
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Blondelay

A blonde is told a joke...there is a delay in their reaction of understanding of the joke...followed by loud laughter....

In fact this includes any and all subjects/topics that is being discussed where there is a delayed reaction...or understanding.
Blondie was told a joke she did not understand whilst others around her laughed loudly. Obvious to everyone, Blondie had experienced Blondelay.
by KDC for KJ January 12, 2008
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blonde bubble

Blondes get more attention then other girls they also get something they want even when they don't ask for it. They are incredibly beautiful and sexy but they don't think that of them but others do. Depending on how there raised they can ither be a bitch or incredibly loyal but never both. The brighter blue there eyes are the bigger bubble they got. Blonde bubble is not a bad thing.
" I'm starving "
"here let me give u a sandwich "
" here's a burito"
"oh I was fine I'm not to hungry "
" but your so pretty "

" I have a blonde bubble "
by awsomepoptarts March 18, 2016
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Baoon

Blowing air out of nose.

Used during texting to show the person that what they sent made you closed-mouth laugh while air came out of your nose.
Hahahaha I baoon’d”
by Mkat February 11, 2019
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fart baloon

A baloon that is filled up with fart gas instead of air or helium by sticking the baloon in one's asshole and cutting a long huge powerful fart.
Look 'lil Teddy, I got you a bunch of fart baloons for your birthday party. Be careful with those baloons 'lil Teddy. If you pop them it will stink very, very badly.Especially the red fart baloon, that fat Mexican dude Frank Robertito blew that one up after he ate a bean and cheese burrito with a side of chorizo.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
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Tall Blonde

1 - A small sized cup of mild roast coffee, commonly found at Starbucks

2 - An individual possessing blonde hair and above average height, commonly very attractive

Both are highly addictive substances, best consumed when hot and on the sweet side.
I just had a tall blonde, and my heart is racing!
by c@vm@n September 8, 2016
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blognant

A person who, by means of definite purpsose, uses sarcasm to have a laugh. A person who, on a regular bases, annoys the hell out of people with their sarcastic-attitude on their weblog. usually when preggers.
Blogworm is a pregger blognant.
by Sans Pantaloons November 27, 2006
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