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bloated walrus

When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.
Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus
by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024
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Bloated Cock

“Bloated Chicken” is a Los Angeles term for a fat pussy. Bloated-Fat, Cock-Chicken, Chickening out- Pussying out.
“That buster is bein a straight bloated cock”
“My pops wouldn’t have gone through with that, he was a big bloated cock”
by ChicanoThunder October 6, 2024
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Bloavedge

The act of kicking a pregnant women in the stomach.
That dude looks like he’d give a bloavedge to his wife.
by BLOAVEDGSTIEN March 2, 2025
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Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
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Pre-Bloated

A characteristic of a desktop or notebook PC pre-loaded with Windows Vista, defining a computer with all the performance earmarks of an overstressed, underpowered, over-app'd and abused computer, straight out of the box.
Bob: I just bought this new tower with all the bells and whistles, Windows Vista, and the fastest processor they had, but it's still slug-slow!

Lisa: Join the club. Your machine came pre-bloated.
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Clog Blogged

Where some dick submits so many blogs with only his stupid sayings that there is no room for anyone elses blogs.
Casey was so proud of being gay he clog blogged his whole twitter page
by Jaff H. July 6, 2009
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