Car blanch is J.C.'s bastardization of the French 'carte blanche'. Meaning: Unrestricted power to act at one's own discretion; unconditional authority
Usage: Rather than observe military custom and courtesy, J.C. chose to send an email, questioning the decisions of leaders, car blanch. In his email, replete with its own grammatical errors, he criticizes them for not checking grammar.
by Yoo ahh. December 11, 2013
Get the car blanchmug. After scoring with a chick, Robbie never sleeps over because he can't go all night without having farte blanche.
by Robbie Todman June 20, 2016
Get the Farte Blanchemug. dude, last named i walked into the house and blanche dubois'd and said "wow, this place is a dump".
you sure blanche dubois'd when you told that girl she had bad acne.
you sure blanche dubois'd when you told that girl she had bad acne.
by seditionaries March 13, 2009
Get the blanche duboismug. noun, plural shartes blanches shahrts blanch, blahnch; Fr. shart blahnsh
1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.
2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.
3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
1. Unconditional authority; full discretionary power to shart as you please. Usually granted after a heavy night of drinking, or the accidental consumption of high volumes of laxitives.
2. A pair of jocks that is blank except for a shart and given by the shartist to another person to wear as he or she pleases.
3. Cards. a hand having no face card but with a really shitty scoring value, as in piquet.
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
Get the Sharte Blanchemug. a disabled retard that like to spread a spaz disease across the world of being addicted to their Ipad
by grafton July 3, 2014
Get the alex blanchmug. Wow. Anne Blanche is as unique as her name. She is the most gorgeous girl you will ever see and her body and hair are stunning. Anne Blanche is crazy, but the kind of crazy that makes you love her and want her. She is hard on herself and doesn’t realize the light she brings to every room. She has the most beautiful smile that is contagious. Anne Blanche is the girl you don’t realize you are in love with, but when you do realize it, you fall hard. Her witty and funny personality always brings a smile to your face. Every detail and quirk about her makes you fall more and more in love. If you get an Anne Blanche, don’t lose her. And if you make her mad, she will demolish you because it takes a lot to make her mad. Look deep into Anne Blanche’s eyes and you will fall madly in love.
by thelitsavage April 25, 2019
Get the Anne Blanchemug. Wikipedia
Monnier was a French socialite from a well-respected, conservative bourgeoisie family in Poitiers of old noble origins. She was renowned for her beauty and attracted many potential suitors for marriage. In 1874, at the age of 25, she desired to marry an older lawyer who was not to her mother Louise's liking; she argued that her daughter could not marry a "penniless lawyer".4 Her disapproving mother, angered by her daughter's defiance, locked her in a tiny, dark room in the attic of their home, where she kept her secluded for 25 years. Louise Monnier and Blanche's brother Marcel continued on with their daily lives, pretending to mourn Blanche's disappearance. None of her friends knew where she was and the lawyer who she wished to marry died unexpectedly in 1885
Monnier was a French socialite from a well-respected, conservative bourgeoisie family in Poitiers of old noble origins. She was renowned for her beauty and attracted many potential suitors for marriage. In 1874, at the age of 25, she desired to marry an older lawyer who was not to her mother Louise's liking; she argued that her daughter could not marry a "penniless lawyer".4 Her disapproving mother, angered by her daughter's defiance, locked her in a tiny, dark room in the attic of their home, where she kept her secluded for 25 years. Louise Monnier and Blanche's brother Marcel continued on with their daily lives, pretending to mourn Blanche's disappearance. None of her friends knew where she was and the lawyer who she wished to marry died unexpectedly in 1885
by peoplearecrazy April 20, 2022
Get the blanche monniermug.