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Bitchionary

Noun
Like the game it's based on, this is when your significant other is mad, but doesn't want to explain why. Instead of using words, they literally draw their grievances out for you to guess.
It took several dry erase markers for Ronnie to guess why his wife was mad at him. He finally won Bitchionary when she drew up divorce papers.
by ClickMyLit May 30, 2023
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Bitchio

A guy who harasses beautiful women, smells like hot dog water, worships nasty women who are abusive mothers and carries their purses during their many court hearings.
Bitchio was in the courtroom again supporting Krusty as she faced another charge.
by NH TurtleChick October 28, 2023
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Bitchionary

A book or electronic resource that an unpleasant, excessively demanding, and entitled middle class woman with a sassy hair doo and an expression on her face like she swallowed a turd will use to look up degrading words of a language (typically in alphabetical order) that gives their meaning, or gives the equivalent words in a different language, often also providing information about pronunciation, origin, and usage.
I need some new terminology to bitch out the ladies in my homeowners association, some fetch me a bitchionary
by Pink & Sassy August 17, 2025
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Urban Bitchionary

Someone who spends their free time searching up dumb shit on Urban Dictionary. An example of an Urban Bitchionary, is you.
You're an Urban Bitchionary, why'd you search this up?
by RandomRubbishRick November 24, 2022
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