The ohio butthole tickling bandit

The ohio butthole tickling bandit is a buff black man who tickles your butthole when you are in ohio, he uses a technique that makes you liquid shit all over his hand and he then takes your credit card and checks how much you blazed. if you have at least one case of blazing he will tickle your butthole until you shit out not only your dick, but your balls. and then makes you attracted to minors, play genshin impact on the toilet, and lose all memories of a father and mother.

Patricia: never go to Ohio!
Why?
Patricia: The ohio butthole tickling bandit is on the loose! And we both know that we blaze every week

by MonkeyFucker9000 February 16, 2023

Butthole Blizzard

The act of putting Baby Powder in the your butthole and farting.

Last night my girlfriend was asleep so i butthole Blizzard'd right in her face.

by BenrossisBoss August 18, 2012

Flaming Butthole

The result of eating Flaming Hot Cheetos and then pooping at a later time. Normally your butt will burn while pooping and for a while after.

Ex.1

Guy 1: Man I just ate another bag of those spicy cheetos.

Guy 2: You're going to get such a bad flaming butthole later.

Ex.2

Girl 1: What took you so long going to the bathroom?

Guy 3: I got the flaming butthole again, I need to stop eating those cheetos so much.

by JohnPaullol August 12, 2011

butthole bread

Slang for stuffing. Usually only seen around the hoildays. Its in reference to the bread mixture shoved up the turkey's (or turduckin if your fancy) ass. Taken from an episode of family guy

"man that butthole bread was good!"

by portablepotty January 12, 2013

Butthole spokes

It refers to those wrinkly lines on your butthole that look like the spokes on a bike wheel.

Oh, man. I was scratching my ass and accidently cut my butthole spokes with my nails. You really need to scratch lighter. That's a tender area.

by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018

Butthole Sandwich

When you hold someone down flat on their back and get the fattest person you can find to spread their bare ass cheeks and put their anus on that persons face.

Did you hear they gave Davey a butthole sandwich at that party last night.

by Jaggle Sanford March 22, 2009

Buttholedestroyer

Someone who has extreme experience at mutilating a man or woman's anus. They ravage and make the rim incredibley sore/red. Has been known to render butthole useless for extended periods of time, and, in extreme cases, induced comas. However, many flock towards these people as when a buttholedestroyer enters your anus the ripping and tearing of the skin around your anus brings forth extreme pleasure - instant climax.

Dingle: I'm going to ravage dat ass.

Venus: Hell yeah, baby. Bend me over the kitchen bench.

David: Damn! Dingle is such a buttholedestroyer! Threesome?

by Buttholedestroyer August 10, 2012