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Big Brother Tin Man

The bombest person in the world who teaches and does other things all at once who wont rust under the twinkie infested spit of teens who try to communicate with him
Mr. Zwerg is a true Big Brother Tin Man
Big Brother Tin Man by Moosemilk November 10, 2007

Big Brother Contestant 

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.
1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.

Big Brother Shit 

When you need to urinate and unexpectedly end up taking poop at the same. As they say, “Expect the unexpected!”
Attmay: Did you just take a dump?
Prilay: Yes, why?
Attmay: I thought you just had to tinkle.
Prilay: Expect the unexpected!
Attmay: That must have been a Big Brother Shit!
Big Brother Shit by Pr3mis September 14, 2018

Big Brother sex 

The idea that some one else controls, with who, when, where, how, you choose to have sex. Usually applied, to teens, religious affliations, military orginizations, power and control freaks, etc.
Man my friend is black, Jew, gay, and in the US Army; poor guy, he's got nobody he can love, very sad: yep he is caught by Big Brother sex.
Big Brother sex by Quido1 August 15, 2009

Big brother meat head syndrome 

When you become so buff meat starts spreading to your brain and you don't know how to think anymore. You also starts drooling and sweating when ever you try to think, signs and symptoms would be saying the word dur consecutively and you begin having trouble forming proper sentences.
man after Wilson went to the gym he started developing big brother meat head syndrome