an iphone thats service has been turned off due to ones father hating them.
once the service is turned off, you now have whats called an iphone with benefits also known as an imposter"
it can also be used as an excuse for not giving a guy your number.
the benefits include: camera, digital voice recorder, the inability to use apps that require internet being that wifi gets shitty connection, the thickness of an iphone with the brain of an ipad nano (see ipad nano)
once the service is turned off, you now have whats called an iphone with benefits also known as an imposter"
it can also be used as an excuse for not giving a guy your number.
the benefits include: camera, digital voice recorder, the inability to use apps that require internet being that wifi gets shitty connection, the thickness of an iphone with the brain of an ipad nano (see ipad nano)
"hey babe, whats your number?"
"oh i dont have a phone"
"oh really whats that in your pocket? sure looks like an iphone to me"
"its actually an ipod with benefits"
"speaking of benefits-"
"please shut the hell up and go away."
"oh i dont have a phone"
"oh really whats that in your pocket? sure looks like an iphone to me"
"its actually an ipod with benefits"
"speaking of benefits-"
"please shut the hell up and go away."
by lamalamalana April 10, 2010
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