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bettermenophobia

Fear of betterment. Fear of changes or changing one's way of life towards improvement : wealth, health, or happiness.
You have bettermenophobia if you do not take an opportunity that could improve your way of life, wealth, or for pure enjoyment every-time the chance arises.

Sabrina suffers from bettermenophobia, because of her fear from childhood where rules were strict to follow and nothing was to be different or changed in any manner for any reason. Therefore, she is unwilling to sell her car she paid $1000.00 for to someone willing to pay her $3000.00 and offer her the opportunity to buy a better, more reliable vehicle.
by bettermenophobia August 10, 2018
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Beaterman

A beaterman is someone who just loves the gyal dem and refuses to settle down with just one woman cos he knows he just needs to beat. Its useless to try and cuff a beaterman unless you are prime wifey material as they don't commit to noone and just want to mash. You can only call yourself a beaterman if you have a minimum of a double digit bodycount.
Friend: So you been seeing that bird for a couple weeks now, you gonna wife her then g?

Beaterman: Nah could never be me that bro you already know I'm a beaterman
by Original beaterman December 5, 2019
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BetterVanillaBuilding

you better be using BetterVanillaBuilding
by Spidey2389 July 3, 2021
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BetterMartinez

When you have two employees named Martinez. And one of them out performs the other, making him the BetterMartinez.
"Zack, messed up his reports again. Someone call Justin, we need the BetterMartinez. "
by DonMario77 October 27, 2022
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bitterman

a fucktard that will drive you anywhere you want if you ask them to.
"drive me to the store bitterman"
"Oh bitterman get my luggage!"
"Fuck you bitterman, but thanks for the ride, you now have to wait outside your girlfriend's house while i do her... then you can give me a lift home"
by tobin_tubz March 3, 2008
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bettermentflux

The theory of Bettermentflux posits that even if it's not clear how, things ultimately have a way of coming together and getting better.

Synonym of entropy, the theory that the natural order of things is a slow devolution into chaos and disorder.
The recipe tasted like ass. So I threw it in Tupperware and ordered some pizza. It must have bettermentfluxed overnight, because damn is it tasty now.
by Jonathan Michaels February 7, 2006
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betterance

An improvement or advancement for someone or something.
In "A Modest Proposal", Swift suggests the eating of Irish babies, for the betterance of the Irish people.
by The Real Mr. Hockey March 17, 2009
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