bertie big bollocks

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.

Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

Dirty Squirty Berty

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers

I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles

by 13th Duke May 5, 2009

I fancy a bit of Berty Rag, on my face, in my pants, hell make me dance, Biatch.(A little rhyming for you, how sweet)

by Comero February 29, 2004

That girls an uncle bertie

by swifty007 November 18, 2015

a fucking retarded spastic. Spactacular at everything he does xddd.

by DH Lawrence January 19, 2017

by AlextheGreat248 December 24, 2020

A casual and affectionate name for an amiable dog, it is usually used to describe friendly Labradors.

by Your psеudonym June 25, 2023