The benefit of the penis

an advantage or profit gained from penile insertion.
"She was ugly,but not ugly enough to forgo the benefits of my penis"
synonyms: good, sake, welfare, well-being, advantage, comfort, ease, convenience;

She wasn't all that, but after a few drinks I might as well give her the benefit of the penis.

by JamesBrrando September 28, 2013

Perilous Benefit

A Dangerous operation that will most likley end up causing you to fall down a hole and Break at least 12 bones, that or it will bring you pain from a homosexual FBI agent

This Robbery sounds like Perilous benefit to me

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

minge benefit

Using your company mobile phone to call your girlfriend, bit on the side, lover, premium rate girl action lines..

I called Doris using a minge benefit..

by JB Law September 1, 2006

The benefit of the doubt

Something you give high school

Do you know what I’m giving high school the benefit of the doubt

by Purpstar615 December 29, 2022

tree-related benefit

An advantage or positive side effect that comes about due to a tree.

Shade, cleaner air and fresh maple syrup are just some of the many tree-related benefits to living in northern Vermont.

by Rook JF February 19, 2017

(To give the) benefit of the doubt

to allow another to disadvantage oneself to varying degrees; causing or contributing to unwellness for an undetermined amount of time, and/or death

(To give the) benefit of the doubt ...

She gave him the benefit of the doubt and wound up thousands of dollars in debt as a result.

He asked for the benefit of the doubt and continued to be dishonest, causing further distress, inconvenience and loss.

She was advised to take into account past and current behaviors as an indication of future behaviors and outcomes - to take into account her doubts based on experience and/or a gut feeling - as opposed to giving the benefit of the doubt, perhaps blindly, based on nothing at all besides at the request of another, likely a person that stands to benefit should she ignore said doubt.

by firsttimingit August 1, 2018

death benefit

A star-studded funeral where celebrities perform for a crowd of dignitaries for the benefit of the deceased’s family and their own careers. Began with the death of Michael Jackson and was cemented into the modern vernacular with the passing of Whitney Houston.

“Whitney's death benefit was much sicker than MJ's."

by gcl1224 April 21, 2012