bender

a hockey player who skates with his or her ankles bent in.

A. that kid sucks.
B. yea hes a bender

by gongshow August 1, 2007

benders

A collection of homosexuals.

i.e. Do you know them two next door? They are a pair of benders.

by Paul Blue November 7, 2008

bender

An alcoholic binge that at least lasts an entire week but can go on for months.

Note: This is not a "2 beers every night event." Every night must result in broken furniture, blacking out, or waking up in a puddle of your own piss and puke. This is not for the weak and wary. Only those who can truly rock out can handle this.

1. Tuesday night commemorates my crossing from an unproductive drunken week to a full fledged bender.

2. Come over tonight. I picked up some Vladdy, I can't break the streak of my two week long bender.

by gdk2007 September 2, 2005

bender

Bender, a drunkfest that lasts from at least 4 days to 2 weeks, possibly more. Not the character from Futurama, not a gay dude, leave it alone you homophobes.

I went on a bender instead of studyign for finals

by Matt4211 May 9, 2006

benderism

A comment with homosexual origin or expressed in a strongly homosexual manner.

Mate of Mcluskie: Have you got the time please?

Mcluskie: Oooh, you cheeky man, don't make me spank you.

The reply is most definately a benderism.

by Roman Totale May 22, 2007

bender

The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

Though his penis burned when he peed, John could not remember what happened on Labor Day weekend because he was on a three day bender.

by Joe Schmoe May 13, 2005

a bender

On one ,drunk,stoned,fucked up

He was on a bender last night.

by 8incock4u2use July 10, 2016