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Bronx blowjob

A Bronx blowjob is when the receiver of the blowjob farts and the giver goes away pissed as hell. If the giver continues anyway, she's considered to be a 'keeper'.
My girl friend was giving me head for fixing her car. I rewarded her with a Bronx blowjob and she proceeded to tell me what I'd had for breakfast. She keeps mentioning marriage, but I know that if we tied the knot, the blowjobs would stop.
by Big Ed Moustapha October 10, 2010
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Mormon blowjob

When a girl sucks on a guys fingers
"Hey Kate, can you give me a Mormon blowjob?"

"Sure, Ryan"
by Gentlegug93 February 7, 2017
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Florida Blowjob

When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out the toilet and latches on to your penis.
Person 1: where's person 3?
Person 2: he got a Florida Blowjob.
Person 1: yikes!
by Ahaha_killme March 2, 2020
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rockaway beach blowjob

A very fast blowjob, to completion, within two minutes. Similar in both rhythm and length to that of a typical Ramones song.
My girlfriend gave me a Rockaway Beach Blowjob during a commercial while we were watching Jeopardy last night! It was awesome!
by RamonesFan1974 May 21, 2016
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blowjob betty

a girl who is known to blow alot of guys, or give lots of head.
every party blowjob betty goes to, she gives someone head.
by *BitchPlease. July 23, 2006
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Blowjob Barbie

I female who is beautiful, but unintelligent, and shallow, other than blowjobs is completely useless.
by Sixty9isfine March 4, 2018
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blowjobs after marriage

Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.
by SkidMarkyMark June 11, 2006
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