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r6 bullshit

Getting a headshot and it doesn't count especially when when theres a hitmarker, team killers, bad teamates, weapons not doing the damage it says it does, and operation health.
This r6 bullshit is need to be fixed by the trash ubisoft servers .
by Fix rainbow six siege April 24, 2018
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Highschool Bullshit

When kids and adult confuse arrogance with confidence. They cannot be content with what they have so they start causing problems because they are bored. Most of it is just silly shit and get everyone involved with superficial, retarded logic because someone tells them to.
When you wanna stop this highschool bullshitt and grow up, you know where to find me!
by Joel Stephenson September 5, 2007
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bullshittitude

the extent to which an object, concept, ideal, etc is BULLSHIT.
I think the sheer bullshittitude of the fact that GWB is president is astounding.
by widgester!@!11!! October 15, 2002
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bullshitspeak

a language spoken by businessmen and CEOs. Used to confuse the people they're about to steal mad cash from by replacing common concepts with words that sound nice.

Examples include, but are in no way limited to:
Price point = price
Strategically reduced = fired
Capital = ca$h money
Sold at profit = Ripped off
Presented a convincing argument = lied to/threatened
Net worth = Maximum ransom

Great time to buy = We're in the shitter
Great time to sell = I want more shares

Executive board meeting = Vacation in Cancun

Unanimous decision = only the CEO agreed
Profitable relocation = we're moving to China
Unforeseen expenses = another vacation in Cancun
Somewhat suggested = absolutely required
Socialist = anyone who disagreed
Acquire via purchase = Buy
It was in the contract = If you take this to court you won't win
Salesman: "The price point of this house is so high, if you purchase now we can heavily recommend the likely executive redecision committee to select the nearby land for habitat enrichment rather than strategic redevelopment -- that is, if you agree to a slightly more significant lease agreement."

Normal person: "Don't gimme that bullshitspeak. How much do I have to pay so you won't put up the high-rise?"
by Col. Hans Landa December 30, 2011
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bitchass-bullshit

when you stub your toe, or when you're playing Grand theft auto.
Franklin *crashes car* BITCHASS-BULLSHIT!!!
by toothpastecracker May 12, 2020
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Stupid bullshit

When using bullshit isn't enough and you need to expand your vocabulary a little bit
Guy: man that's some bullshit!

Teacher: I think some of us need to expand our vocabulary a little bit
Guy: man that's some stupid bullshit!
by Degen fox hours May 7, 2021
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Billy Bullshit

An individual who finds it impossible not to lie or fabricate a false story or experience at almost every opportunity they have to open their mouth. A person lacking something so substantial in their lives that they feel the compulsion to invent excitement and enrichment to fill their days in the form of total and utter bullshit.
"Have you seen Billy Bullshit recently?"
"Yeah, yesterday, the wanker told me he just bought a top of the range lexus for £75k but it had a fault so it had to go back to the manufacturers."
"How did he afford that on a Call centre wage?"
"He didn't, it's total bollocks, the bullshitting cunt."
by Ken Evans June 11, 2006
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