Coitus Bellows

Usually used were you have a older teacher that has a dan sedin/gordon freeman goatee and doesn't know how to use newer technology/gadgets.

Alex : My woodshop teacher sure is a coitus bellows, he looks like daniel sedin.
Gordon : Yah i seen him earlier, he couldn't even turn on his windows 98 computer!
Alex : LOL!

by TheJizzards June 28, 2011

The Bellows

During a devil's three way one man inserts his erect penis aggressively into the vagina while the other aggressively inserts his penis into her anus. The two then viciously thrust simultaneously, knocking nuts and making her exhale heavily out of fear and enjoyment.

Fire investigator: How did your house catch fire?
Chad: Me and my buddy were giving his wife The Bellows and knocked over a few candles.

by HardwoodTable May 19, 2019

belluscio

1. n. One's natural attraction of the opposite sex.

2. v. To hook up

1. I wish i had the mans belluscio.

2. Hey man, belluscio me with that got girl over there!

by malachi91 February 11, 2008

bellocks

When a fat-endowed person appears to have a buttocks where his belly should be. The belly button resembles a butthole and a deep ravine is created to give the illusion of a buttcrack.
It can also be demonstrated by anyone smooshing together both sides of their belly, which is just goddamn charming.

A portmonteau of belly+buttocks.

"Then she was like, 'Wanna see my ass?' and I was like, 'Fuck yeah,' but she pulled up her top and whipped out her bellocks, which is not the ass I wanted to see."
"Can't believe you fell for that, dude."

by Rabid Assmonger June 28, 2011

Bellophile

Those nice people that like war

(from latin bellum, war, like belligerent)

the world is ruled by Bellophiles

(Sting - Another Day)

by aboriginal facts May 7, 2018

Bello

If you have this last name, I want to be your best friend. Bello's are literally amazing, I've only met one in like Grade Eight and they were so kind. I regret losing contact with them.

The Bello girl: How are you doing? How are you feeling? Wanna get food? Should we play something?

Me: I'm good, thanks for asking I guess?

by jasmine yUh February 17, 2022

Reverse Bellows

Belching into a gaping butthole and having the recipient fart the air back in one's mouth.

The Reverse Bellows I gave your mother in church will echoe in my bowels for eternity.

by Leg Tat November 13, 2017