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blender jizz

When the spoon used to push the ingredients down to the blade hits said blade a full speed, the resulting spray of blended material is similar to ejaculation, hitting everything from eyelids to counter top, even reaching the ceiling like the most potent cumming of a porn star (or a a should-be porn star)
God dammit, Bobbie, you Blender Jizzed all over grandma's denture again
by the world famous L November 20, 2010
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Mr. Belvedere

To Mr. Belvedere means to excrete something that need to be cleaned up. It can be cum, shit or other bodily fluid or function.
I Mr. Belvedered myself.
by DiggerMan March 15, 2009
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Sex Blender

A massive attack of sex appeal, sexual nature, and straight sex all blended and melted into one sexy person.
Diana Tsuji is a sex blender.
by th3gam3 November 27, 2010
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stick that shit in a blender

A phrase used to express the simplification of complex problem into something more manageable.
-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"

-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."
by P-stain! September 10, 2006
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the blender

a finguring motion with a flicking of fingures and a twisting wrist motion while motion your arm up and down
kyle pulled out the blender on a willing lady.
by krazykm September 20, 2010
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Belvedere

Christopher "Mr. Belvedere" Hewett supposedly sat on his own testicles during a script reading for the show. The rumor has two endings...that he yelled so loudly that the light above the table in the room shook or that he was carried out on a stretcher.
"Aaargh! I just Belvedered myself!"
by JimmyD March 2, 2005
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Dildo Blender

Allegedly popularized during the 1980's by WWF wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, this is when a dildo is placed inside a blender and set to a high speed. It is said to cause great pleasure or pain, depending on the personal tastes and elasticity of the woman (or man) sitting on it.
"Now sit on this dildo blender...TOUGH GUUUUY. HOOOOO!"
by White Lobster October 15, 2008
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