A colloquial term used to replace "high" or "stoned." Helpful when texting multiple people at the same time and you are worried that you might inadvertently text the wrong person about yo drugz. If you DO text the wrong person, they won't know what beavered means, and you can play it off as an auto-correct problem or whatever.
You accidentally text your parent instead of a fellow stoner:
"Hey, you want to come over and get beavered?"
Parent response:
"What does beavered mean?"
Your response:
"Oh, sorry. I meant 'Do you want to come over and get brunch?'"
"Hey, you want to come over and get beavered?"
Parent response:
"What does beavered mean?"
Your response:
"Oh, sorry. I meant 'Do you want to come over and get brunch?'"
by Timbolino May 25, 2012
A beaver is a short term for hairy pussy or vagina. This term is usually directed at women who have not or are assumed to have not shaved their puss in a while or even not at all. Now don't take this the wrong way ladies, there are men on this planet who don't mind taking down the jungle cat I fact some men prefer it! But just to play is safe, keep the cat out of the jungle...
Bro I can see her bush through her leggings. she's deffinetly got a big ol beaver.
Bro she asked me to eat her out and I was like hell yeah! But the pannies came down and she was stashing a big ol beaver under there... didn't see that coming...
Bro she asked me to eat her out and I was like hell yeah! But the pannies came down and she was stashing a big ol beaver under there... didn't see that coming...
by This guy knows some shit October 5, 2017
A condition in which a male suffers from a lack of vaginal contact. Often used in a derogatory manner, when referring to closet homosexuals.
Cletus: Geez, that Simon is looking sad.
Bob: I believe the man had no beaver this century.
Cletus: Yeah, I'd believe that. Wever, No beaver, Only Cock and balls.
Bob: I believe the man had no beaver this century.
Cletus: Yeah, I'd believe that. Wever, No beaver, Only Cock and balls.
by Marty Webb June 5, 2008
The unsuspectful and/or unintentional spreading of the legs by a modest chick when she's wearing
hot looking shorts, short dress, or skirt while sitting.
hot looking shorts, short dress, or skirt while sitting.
by WesternPALcS October 27, 2007
by ass September 19, 2004
by Beaverkilla November 23, 2010
Someone who looks and acts like a beaver.
For example, they skip school to build dams.
Or they have beaver teeth.
For example, they skip school to build dams.
Or they have beaver teeth.
by Dainys January 5, 2009