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beatsville

Noun. 1) A suburban shithole. 2) Anywhere town USA. 3) Any of the one million towns across the USA that consist of two dozen chain stores, a couple thousand one story homes, graph-paper streets, and your standard public service facilities. See: Mid-America. Republican districts. Lower middle class living.
Ethan: Where are we?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Ethan: No, there's the sign, Oxnard.

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Jake: Where's the next gas station?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Jake: No, I think there's one in Chula Vista.

or

Samantha: Where's the meeting?
Malcom: Beatsville.
Samantha: Yeah, Lancaster's a shithole. Not as bad as Barstow though.
Malcom: Let's not split hairs over this one, babe.
by RyKirb November 1, 2008
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Angel Beats!

The most tearjearking anime on the whole goddamn planet

Based around a young male called Otonashi, who wakes up with no memories. He meets a purple-haired girl with a gun who informs him that he's dead, and that he should join the SSS, a group fighting against the God who killed them.

You will bawl your eyes out.
Person 1: Have you watched Angel Beats! yet?
Person 2: Are you kidded? I cried manly tears
by llortemageht February 28, 2012
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Filthy Beats

Music played in clubs or large house partys which gets bitch's low. Usually accompanied by strobes. Dirty beats is a broad title which encompasses most good music.

Antonym: gay music, bad music, Justin Bieber music,
money, bitchs and filthy beats is a sure fire way to get laid.
by maadddog October 1, 2010
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BeatSabering

Using your dick like a lightsaber with someone elses dick after jacking off
Me and my friend were beatsabering all night.
by thekfcguy March 11, 2019
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Beatathon

We had a beatathon in stellas room
by Beatathon April 29, 2019
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smelly beats

The smelliest of all beats, normally played out of a bad mans car with tinted windows and huge twin turbo exhaust.
Guy 1 - "Nahhh man, av you seen Sam Broadheads smelly beats"
Guy 2 - "Never seen any beats as smelly"
by Conreq April 18, 2014
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EPG Beats

A hot music producer who is sexy af
Friend- did u hear EPG Beats new song
Me- no but I heard his sexy ass on my dick
by Bananaboat943 October 1, 2019
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