Beating the meat

slang term for wanking/masturbating.

'you know what turns your mum on, when im beating the meat'

by Crocombe June 4, 2004

beating up the turtle head

When an uncircumsized guy masterbates at a fast enough rate to make his cock head pop in and out.

Tony O nearly passed out beating up the turtle head to a Sears catalog last night.

by Tri-State dumb ass's February 7, 2008

Beating the Game on Legendary

Playing a video game while getting one or more blowjobs (enough to span the entire time of the game), and winning the game.

Man #1: I can't believe we won every game tonight!
Man #2: Yeah, I even got the beating the game on legendary achievement!
Man #1: But we weren't playing Halo...
Man #2: I know!

by sarahsaurus September 27, 2010

beating a dead horse

When something is already dead, and you keep bring it up over and over again

counter strike is a dead horse that everybody should stop beating

by Kyle Biddle August 2, 2004

beating a dead horse

to continue to persue a situation that nothing is happening in.

taken from the act of whipping a horse to get it to move, even though it is dead, and aint going anywhere.

"sometimes I feel like I'm beating a dead horse"
"It's going nowhere, stop beating the dead horse"

by ChipmunkOnKetamine November 7, 2009

Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.

I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.

by FelixM13 September 9, 2009

Beating One Out

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway

PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.

by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018