beagle pussy

A single guy who spends more time hanging out with his dog than he does getting laid.

Hey Frank, is Joe coming out tonight? No, that dog lady has to stay home and take care of Sparky. He's such a beagle pussy.

by Sandwich Girl July 22, 2007

Beagle Hound

A colloquial term for a man with a massive, erect penis who usually barks at the sight of a big booba woman

Man: Look at Jacob, hes such a beagle hound

Jacob: (erect and barking)

by weednosethereindeer January 8, 2022

beagle sniff

When you sniff a beagles arse and the sensation instantly makes you blow your load

I just beagle sniffed my friends dog

by schnivvyfwee January 22, 2015

Beagle Killer

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer

That ol’ beagle killer just raped a nun

by Hot Dog Goblin November 29, 2021

Beagle ears

The pattern of chafing due to your testicles rubbing against your leg

I work a 9 hour shift only to earn a set of beagle ears

by Lucky O'Toole June 4, 2022

Beagle_tv0

a small youtuber who will never reach 1k subs and has a gay friend

Beagle_tv0 is never gonna reach 1k subs

by Huuuuuhhhhhhhj123456788 May 1, 2023

Beagle banger

Young guy who likes to bang older broads who's vagina is beat up to the point that it hangs to the side like a beagle with his tongue hanging out.

That dudes a beagle banger! Heard he was hanging with your mom the other day!

by Eddieeggs September 21, 2023