boot hole in a beached whale carcass

An extrememly overwieght woman's vagina.

That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.

by Big Richard May 31, 2005

beach my whale

the act of lying around in a food coma to relieve stomach tension caused from overeating

Uggg. After eating an entire red velvet cake, I have to beach my whale.

by dancinglimes December 15, 2008

Beached Baby Whale

A fat female; a BBW.

Jane's gained too much weight; she looks like a Beached Baby Whale.

by Iodine April 4, 2004

Beach my whale

The act of doing nothing after eating a large amount of food.

I just ate so much food. I'm going to go home and beach my whale.

I just want to order skip and beach my whale tonight.

by SearchFHG October 25, 2018

Beached Whale

A shit so big and heavy that it gets stuck on the bowl, with no chance of flushing without intervening with your bare hands.

I am having a hard time washing the shit under my fingernails after scraping the beached whale out.

by SuckingGlizzies February 10, 2022

Beached Whale

A fat tub-o-lard that loves getting in the way of others. The world would be way better without these disgraces.

My friend Corbyn is basically a beached whale

by SpookyGhosteroni May 18, 2017

Beach whale

A phat ass bitch, can be seen at McDonald’s 7 times a day, when you see the bitch you will not mistake her for anything but a whale.

I was tryna go to McDonald’s and that damn beach whale in front of me ordered a Big Mac and a 50 piece McNugget. Had to wait a hour and a fuckin half on the bitch.

by Micro Cock Caso July 9, 2021