Unreliable Bassist

A person who at first has a lot of friends and then ditches them for her his girlfriend then ditches his girlfriend for his friends then ditches his friends for his girlfriend and so-on. In the end he cant figure out what to do. Also doesn't get past "first base".

Chuck: Yo. Paul is such an Unreliable Bassist!
Ricky: Yeah he is always with his girlfriend Cindy!
Chuck: He never chills with us anymore!

Nick: Hey, Paul! You never chill with your girlfriend! whats up with that?
Paul: Well I felt like i ditched you guys so i want to chill with you guys again!
Nick: But now your ditching with your girlfriend!!

Paul: Wow, your right! I have to chill with her!
Nick: Choose who you want to hang out with! Your being such an Unreliable Bassist!

by disniggaha December 31, 2009

Bassist

One who discriminates against Basses

Usually tenors, sometimes altos, and sopranos when they think highly of themselves and forget about the basses' incredible falsetto

I think that most gospel composers of today are bassist because they can't seem to be able to write a decent bass part and in it's place writing a second tenor part that they want to try and make the basses sing.

by TheCheeseburger May 4, 2009

Bassist

For Urban Dictionary Slang Purposes: A bassist is someone who hangs around musicians.

Larry learned how to play an A, E and B on the bass guitar. This was the entire prerequisite for joining a band.

by Douglas PerfectHour February 23, 2005

Bassist Guy

There is only one Bassist Guy and he is Matt-Hix otherwise known as Matt-chow. No-one can beat his glory, as wehn he picks up his bass, the beauty flows!

Bassist Guy saves the day

by Matt-chow August 25, 2004

Bassist

Usually a failed guitarist who does not have the skill to play a six stringed instrument. Inevitably the brunt of all jokes within a band and not entitled to an opinion. Confined to the lower end of the frequency range shared only by snails. Credit is gained by playing with fingers rather than a pick and with more strings than four. However this only brings them up to the level of the common earthworm.

An exception to this rule is Cliff Burton (RIP)

Guitarist: Hey I just wrote this cool song - what do you guys think?

Bassist: It sucks.

Guitarist: Get out of my band.

by Andy10215 January 4, 2009

bassist

Let me tell you that a bassist is someone who learns their instrument, perfects technique, and CAN WOW people from time to time. ON A BASS

A lot of players todays are just that.... Players.

bass is the cop out string instrument

My definition is the least paid, least appreciated, most expendable, and least heard person in a band. Bands today don't really need a bassist due to guitar compressions and technology but choose to to make the rest of the band look better, plus its cheaper than buying fancy guitar effects and technology. Take it from someone who THOUGHT bass was cool and wasted 12+ years learning it just to have my recording levels lowered beyond belief and my songs taken credit for.

there are no reasons to name great bassists because there are none, and there is NO SUCH THING AS A LEAD BASS!

by Tevil March 5, 2007

Bassist

Someone who plays the bass. They have no friends because they play the bass. And they often have a little tub.(fat) Everything bad should be blamed on them because they aren't good for anything. They also eat everything in sight.

You can say you're going to raise a bear cub and tell yourself that it won't eat everything but in the end the bassist eats everything.

Wow what a bassist move.

wait, do you play the bass? because that was retarded.

by Jacarper January 25, 2011