Chaps Before Baps

See Bros Before Hoes

The unwritten law that the Chaps (friends) should always come before Baps (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your Chaps when they feel you are becoming whipped or are blowing you off for the Baps

'get here at 8 we're hittin the town hard tonight'

'..no can do spending time with gf'

'wtf chaps before baps, bros before hoes, we'll see you then.'

'fair play, see you then'

by thisismypseudonymbenice December 1, 2009

creamy baps

when a pregnant woman tries to brestfeed but insted of clean mlk.a curdled and grisly mixture comes out of her nipple.

dave ` we will have no creamy baps here mary thanks`

by 23gnm3 February 19, 2010

cheesy baps

Stemming from the phrase, jeesy peeps, to mean OMG, or to convey shock.
A phrase that gained popularity in "The Team" of Dollar, Scotland, due to its birth from a member of "The Team", while trying to convey shock at the level of difficulty of an x-box live game.

Cheesy baps, this game is so difficult.

by ELTeam April 30, 2008

wholegrain baps

Bosoms of inordinately large proportions.

So were they as big as you thought?

Wholegrain baps! Biggest things I've ever seen!

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

ass baps

When you see someone you know (or don't know) wearing summertime shorts that are far to short to be appropriate and the bottom of your arse (the kinda bottom of the cheeks) are on display to everyone and your unaware of it. (and we can thank the way that culture and Miley cilrus has done this through sluttly clothing styles)

Omg! Why would anyone wear that! Does he/she know that their ass baps are showing?!?

by maxwhite July 27, 2017

coopy baps

A term used for Large breasts commonly used in the north of Scotland.

Auntie Margaret you’ve got a fair set of coopy baps.

by Maymayk123 February 9, 2019

Bapski

The word is usually accompanied by the word, "no" in front of it.

The origin of the compound word is a combination of "bap" and "ski"
The rootword "bap comes from a typo of the word cap. The popular suffix, "ski" was attached randomly for no valid reason. Thus the word, "bapski"

Ruman: "Bro my ankle just detached from my body"

Ema: "No bapski? 🥶"

by Kurokaneki'scumslut July 1, 2021