Thoosie Bants

A place of purgatory and punishment for roller coaster enthusiasts

I was sentenced to 3 days in Thoosie Bants and my god I wish I could forget it

by ParkInvertingThemed December 20, 2021

Banter McBant Bant

(Scottish) Is a term for extensive amounts of humorous banter or chat, or to describe the reasons for doing such a bizarre act.

Michael - "Do you fancy spit roasting a goat?"
Martin Joseph - "Why?"
Michael - "Banter McBant Bant!"
Martin Joseph - "I'm up for it!"

"Last night I was so drunk, I decided to tattoo my face. It was Banter McBant Bant!"

by jameshunttheshunt September 21, 2009

bant lads trip

A mostly unplanned, aimless drive around the local area with a bunch of ladz, justified only under the umbrella term of 'bant'

Hey m9, wanna go on a bant lads trip tomorrow?

by Gap Yaaaaaar January 17, 2017

Hit With The Bant Stick

To be completely and utterly owned in life.

Todd: WOW, James just spilled his cocaine on Cheryl
Bert: Ya he deffinately just got Hit With The Bant Stick

by Zakkius Rex April 24, 2007

Emotional bant

When two people have a crush on each other but don't admit it and continue to speak to each other as close friends. Could also be a connotation for "just friends".

person 1 : yeah I just were having emotional bants

Person 2: yeah maybe

by Mcpalandnocoeiwnmslx April 23, 2017

Banting middle school

The most high end but ghetto middle school in Coquitlam. The school itself is very high end but the people in it r ass, they're ether wanna be gangsters or sum rich preppy kid, and don't even get me started on the fuck boys

Ur joking right, u go to banting middle school. I feel bad for u.

by Th3y_l0ve_m3 January 10, 2022

Captain Bants

Captain Bants: Someone that has organised an activity involving friends that are unfamiliar with each other. this person is the link between all people present. this person is often the most knowledgeable, experienced, familiar with the activity or location of the activity. It is this persons responsibility to set the tone and pace not only of the activity but the banter as well. Example, Best man on stag do.

Captain Bants must lead by example if the stag do is going to be a success.

by Boss Wilson's the name. January 14, 2012