What you play when you want to pick up a second cousin or closer relative. Easily available in Southern pawn shops or Steve Martin's house. A good reason not to have fingers numbering greater than eleven surgically removed.
Jerry Lee Lewis had some serious banjo skills even though he played the piano.
by Ida Red February 4, 2010
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A made up word that is used to describe having a sexual act without penetration but still being naked. This includes oral sex, partner(s) masturbation, groping, kissing, etc.
We met last night but we only banjoed.
by Alessio Liscietti September 16, 2007
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noun

A large old lady who can play the banjo and strip. This person usually wears high heels and pantyhose. She also sings with a southern accent.
That banjo banki sucked last night why can't they get better strippers?
by AkariTheTurtle October 16, 2013
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One of the most frustrating games ever for completionists. The levels are much larger and much more complex than in Banjo-Kazooie, you get less max health, there's a boss in every level, and the boss battles can be very challenging. It is still a great game nonetheless
The quickest recorded time anyone's ever gotten all 90 jiggies and 900 musical notes in Banjo-Tooie is over 4 hours and 40 minutes
by Xtreme2252 July 21, 2009
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Sequel to Rare's popular N64 game Banjo-Kazooie. Banjo and Kazooie are back to stop Gruntilda a second time.
It only had a limited shelf life as it was one of the last games made for the N64. It’s hard to get hold of but an excellent game nonetheless.
Banjo-Tooie for the Nintendo 64.
by Arkatos July 3, 2004
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A Bacon and fried Egg sandwich with a very runny yoke.
As you bite into the delicious hot Bacon Banjo and the runny egg bursts sending a jet of yolk shooting out of the sandwich and down the front of your clean shirt/jumper.

As an instant panic reaction you move your left hand (which is holding the leaking sandwich) out to your left holding it around shoulder height. With your spare right hand you dab franticly at the yoke running down your top trying to remove the egg before it stains.

This stance mirrors that of a banjo player strumming away.

It is possible to have virtually any kind of Banjo such as sausage, mushroom, spam and not least bacon as long as the egg is present and extremely runny.
by Superjustin March 17, 2009
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the greatest game created for any system ever made i dont care what you say its better tha halo, COD megaman mario agmes ANYTHING
banjo kazooie is beastly
by lord woo woo fak fak August 25, 2008
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