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balcony

(n) when you stand, fully clothed, next to the one you love and put a hand down each other's trousers, thus forming a balcony with your arms.
Sometimes, when Kathleen and I fallout, we make a balcony as a pacifier.
by daveaux July 4, 2014
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Balloonia

The wonderful place where balloons go when you accidentally, or voluntarily, let go of your ballon and it disappears high in the sky. Balloonia is kind of like Balloon heaven.Usually mothers tell their kids that so they can shut up about losing their balloons.
Kid loses balloon.

Kid: MAMA!!MAMA! I lost my balloon!!!(Kid cries)
Mom thinks: I need him to shut up! What should I say?
Mom: It's okay sweetie, that baloon went to Balloonia.
Kid: Yay!!!!

Balloon in Ballonia: Finally! I'm free! No moe kids trying to pop me!
by Really?????? June 30, 2010
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poo baboons

Poo that becomes entangled in human anal pubes...the person who has the poo baboons would also need to have a pubic forest long enough for the poo to swing
Damn those poo baboons are swinging through the anal forest
by Bum fuzz June 5, 2018
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Bahooneys

Noun.
Pronunciation: just like "bahoonies" (ba-HOO-nees).
Definition: A very important piece of male genitalia that consists of the scrotum, which holds and protects the inner testes. Also, the testes themselves.

Although pronounced the same way, bahooneys is not to be confused with bahoonies, which refers to a large set of female breasts (tits, gazongas, knockers).
Used as an euphemism for balls.

"Jeez! Ease up on that serve, bro! That last one nearly crushed my bahooneys!"

"Man, this party sucks big bahooneys!"

"You've had enough of that cock already. Now focus on the bahooneys!"

"By accident, Ricky rammed his bahooneys into a parking meter."
by NeverMindWhom August 13, 2008
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Baboon bumping

This is animalistic sex accompanied by sweat and noise!
Kendra and Ben Dover got down in the back yard, for some real baboon bumping bend overs!
by I, Wreckerrr May 17, 2021
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Balloon Boy Syndrome

A critical illness that causes lying to police and other rescue teams, as well as making everyone think your child is in danger, when he is really in your attic.
Person 1: Richard Heene suffers from Balloon Boy Syndrome.

Person 2: That poor man.
by MikfozHasLupus November 16, 2009
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A full balcony

A woman with ample breasts. Does not imply overly large, or surgically altered breasts, but a proportionately healthy woman who's well equipped for living.
Jane's full balcony made her t-shirt look just right. Laura's plastic surgeon gave her a full balcony: attractive home improvements just after the divorce.
by NewHavenFunnyGuy2 September 28, 2010
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