baked beans.
Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?
Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?
by Olly Hall October 15, 2008
Get the baked beans.mug. Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.
“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST”
“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST”
“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”
by Bakedbeansontoast September 4, 2019
Get the Baked beansmug. When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!
by Oddie Fisher January 7, 2023
Get the baked bean asserolemug. Zeus: Hestia!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022
Get the cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the godsmug. by Andrewsium April 23, 2018
Get the bushes baked beansmug. When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
by fart moinke April 2, 2021
Get the baked bean diarrheamug. 