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Bagel Bag

Similar to a douche bag but a bagel bag because this person is similar to a stale bagel. No one wants a stale bagel, therefore a douche bag can also be called a bagel bag because no one wants a douche bag.
Person 1: Oh my gosh! I can't believe he dumped me!
Person 2: I know Becky, he's such a bagel bag!
by bunnyrabbit999 December 31, 2012
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Winter Bagels

What it sounds like to say Winnebago wrong.
Instead of saying he saw a Winnebago, the bitch said winter bagels instead.
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Megel Bagel

Someone that is completely perfect in every way possible and brightens they lives of every person they come in contact with. She is beautiful, sweet, caring, loveable and more amazing than believed possible.
Yo, that girl over there is a megel bagel.
by jmeight August 30, 2010
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bagel bite

A trademarked product of Heinz. They are small pizza snacks using a mini bagel as the crust.
A small (2" diameter) mini bagel is sliced in half with tomato sauce, mozzarella and sometimes pepperoni or sausage placed on the cut side. This is baked, toasted or microwaved until the cheese is melted. They can be found in a grocery store freezer section, or made from scratch with the component ingredients.
James prepared some Bagel Bites for his friends as they watched the Super Bowl.
by Navarro May 13, 2004
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bagelfuck

The act of having sexual intercourse with a bagel ornament adorning the penis.
Last night, I totally bagelfucked Taylor!
by bagelfucked May 12, 2009
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baelemma

When you have more than one bae on the go and can't decide who to make wifey
I'm so into tube bae but also GT bae, I'm finding my self in an absolute baelemma
by SwaggaDonSmith March 15, 2018
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Bagelist

Jonam said he wouldn't fuck my bagel, he is so bagelist
by YOUARESOBAGLEIST January 4, 2019
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