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badger

To cum in a line down the back (or from forehead to nose) of a black/asian girl to make them look like a Badger.
'I was getting bored of our sex life and decided to give her The Badger last night'.
by Paulo Le Donk August 15, 2006
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badger

That was well badger or luk at thoses 2 badgers going down the road
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badger

(n) A declaration of wind from the anus.
Queen - Badger

Charles - Core blimey Mummsie. I'm grateful for the advance notice but please lay off the brussel sprouts.
by chocolatelamington January 14, 2007
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badger

Someone who sleeps/ has sex with someone else to steal their things/ property!
I completely badgered this bint up the wrong hole last night! She didn't even notice..what a pussyole!
by badger-mushroom- snake September 1, 2009
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Badger

A woodland creature that, while you sleep off a night of imbibing intoxcating spirits, will kick you in the stomach, spit on your face and rape the inside of your head

ALSO

A general purpose noun (or verb) that can replace any similar word
Steve - Mate, you look awful - heavy night?
John - *Groan* Fucking badger got me


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Steve - Could you pass me that badger?
Jonh - Badger it yourself
by B@tty December 24, 2008
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Badgering

The act of doing something for benefit, whether it be for self benefit or for someone else's benefit. Usually involves trying to get someone else to do something for you.
Steve was badgering hard last night, i think he brought home that canadian girl.

Joe keeps badgering me, he is always in such a rush.

Gio is trying to badger me for a haircut.
by ODPSuave28 November 13, 2011
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badger

A short, stocky, middle-aged white man, who is balding, and has graying hair and a moustache. If you tour the rural midwest, you will find tons of them. Their primary habits are hunting, drinking beer, driving pickup trucks, napping, and telling old football stories.
My dad is a badger, so i'm thinking of getting him a moustache trimmer and a case of bud light for his fiftieth birthday.
by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011
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