Sucking buttermilk

When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.

Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!

by Texas Shithouse Poet September 04, 2020

Buttermilk honkers

Extra rich and luscious boobs.

Check out that rack! Those aren't just ordinary boobs. Those are buttermilk honkers!

by JulianZ June 20, 2016

Buttermilked

When 5 five guys bust a nut in the same girl one by one churning the previous mans nut in the vagina while busting their own

She said she had nut flow out like an entire pool on that bed

Yah man, She got Buttermilked

by LegendaryFool June 27, 2020

Buttermilked

When 5 five guys bust a nut in the same girl one by one churning the previous mans nut in the vagina while busting their own

She said she had nut flow out like an entire pool on that bed

Yah man, She got Buttermilked

by LegendaryFool June 27, 2020

Buttermilk Syrup

A substance made up of 1 1/2 cups of white sugar, 3/4 of a cup of buttermilk, 1/2 of a cup of butter, 2 tablespoons of corn syrup, 1 teaspoon of baking soda, and 2 teaspoons of vanilla extract, which are cooked for 15 minutes, placed in a saucepan, stirred together, brought to a boil, and cooked for 7 minutes with 137 calories, 5.9 grams of fat, 21.3 grams of carbohydrates, 0.4 grams of protein, 16 milligrams of cholesterol, and 133 milligrams of sodium.

Billy ate some buttermilk syrup.

by chconly July 13, 2019

Buttermilk Arrowhead

When shes giving you that sweet sweet gawk gawk and your glizzy shoots an absolute stream of buttermilk into her eye, piercing and blinding as an arrowhead.

Bobby: Yo Nate did you hear about Ben? He was hammered and shot a buttermilk arrowhead into his girls eye, now she’s gotta wear a patch for weeks.

Nate: Fuck bro that sucks, what an absolute stud though.

by Sgo hills July 22, 2021