Broomstick Bandit

Term for someone involved in shoving a broomstick in the ass of another.

"Yeah man didn't you hear that the Broomstick Bandits got him?"

by Big Chub Chub November 16, 2022

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Broomstick

A mentally handicapped human being who loves to rage about the Simplest things in the Transit Community.

random: OMG!!! BROOMSTICK RESPONDED TO MY COMMUNITY POST!!! YAY
broomstick: I can be racist when I want to

by fuckshit7j7 June 7, 2022

BROOMSTICK

The word one may say when one is throwing an object through that air or when one is just being obnoxious.

Aydan throws a water bottle to the front of the bus, BROOMSTICK (Aydan screams)

by Broomstick yeeter June 10, 2019

jump the broomstick

Holding hands and jumping over a broomstick laid on the ground is a ritual in the presence of family and friends that is akin to the vow of marriage.

Susanna and Johnny will jump the broomstick tonight so plan to make merry all night long!

by Hummingbird100 April 7, 2022

broomstick marriage

When you’re living the married life, but you both do not want to be legally married.

“Its giving broomstick marriage”
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"Broom stick marriage….It not only symbolizes the sweeping away of evil, past loves and the old you, but it also represents jumping into a new life together and setting up your household."
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Timmy said “Online I read many cultures practice broomstick marriage” Dad said “BAD Timmy you need your marriage leGaLlY binding with biG bRotHer!”

by Supermariobongrip January 20, 2024

meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.

"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017