Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart

Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave

by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019

Birthday Cake

When you stack up all your friends on your birthday and stick a candle in the top person's anal area.

That birthday cake was delicious! You guys are the best! Especially you, Dad!

by Condomant May 25, 2023

Birthday Cake

A promiscuous woman

A woman that has been with a group of friends.

Dude, your girlfriend's not even a thot, she's a birthday cake...everyone has had a slice of that.

by Todd Jacob Wilberly November 13, 2017

Birthday Cake

Eating a girl out on their birthday.

Person 1: hey man, whatcha doing tonight?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?

by Herroj21 December 21, 2019

Birthday Cake

A prolapsed anus with a hemorrhoid sticking out.

We was boutta get down and then she pulled out a Birthday Cake.

by eclisped April 27, 2023

candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.

Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.

by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017

AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018