binger

noun

1. Something that is in a state or condition of being floppy or limp.

2. Characterized by the absence of firmness or stiffness.

3. Male genitalia that is chronically flaccid and unable to erect.

4. A failed joke.

5. A loose booger, or piece of dried mucus from the nose, that is near the point of falling out of the nostril.

1. The man was unable to perform sexually because he had a binger.

2. No one laughed at his joke; it was a binger.

3. His hairstyle is a binger; the hairspray didn't hold.

4. He has a large green binger in his nose.

by fartsniffer98 November 16, 2021

binger

full bong

Man I was hitting mad bingers

by jolt January 01, 2004

Binger

The finger a bum.
The word comes from the combination of the words bum and finger.

Mate, a girl crept into my room last night and bingered me!

by Bingmeister General May 21, 2013

Bingered

When a witness under cross examination owns an inept prosecutor

Nathan bingered Big Boy

by mikkedj November 12, 2021

binger

a pull , toke off a glass piece , or bong . usually refering to expensive marijuana .

bing bing son , its time for a binger . hey man , i'll turn you on to a binger if you do my dishes .

by keyser soce February 01, 2004

Binger

A huge blowout party

Hey dude did you hit up that binger last night? the cops were called

by Hart Benland July 31, 2011

Binger

A combination of binge drinking and going on a bender. It's what you do to ease the pain after succumbing to a coworker and bitcoin shill, only to have it tank 75% shortly after you invest your money.

"hey bro, buy bitcoin it's down to $18k"
"naw bro"
"bro, buy bitcoin, it's down to $17k"
"i'm good"
"man, buy bitcoin, it's down to 16k"
"no thanks"
"holy shit, bitcoin is down to $15k! buy it!"
"no way"
"bitcoin is down to $14k... i'll be buying a fucking yacht when it recovers while you die an old, poor, lonely bastard!"
<buy bitcoin here>
<bitcoin crashes to $7k>
<go on a binger>

by 2fastse March 17, 2018