Binger

An attempt to make something happen that, clearly, is not going to happen.

"Hey Binger, she's not going to call you back. Stop trying."

With $80,000 of debt and no sales, he finally accepted his business was a binger.

by Into the Fray Podcast November 12, 2021

binger

full bong

Man I was hitting mad bingers

by jolt January 1, 2004

Binger

The finger a bum.
The word comes from the combination of the words bum and finger.

Mate, a girl crept into my room last night and bingered me!

by Bingmeister General May 21, 2013

Bingered

When a witness under cross examination owns an inept prosecutor

Nathan bingered Big Boy

by mikkedj November 12, 2021

binger

a pull , toke off a glass piece , or bong . usually refering to expensive marijuana .

bing bing son , its time for a binger . hey man , i'll turn you on to a binger if you do my dishes .

by keyser soce February 1, 2004

Binger

A huge blowout party

Hey dude did you hit up that binger last night? the cops were called

by Hart Benland July 31, 2011

Binger

A combination of binge drinking and going on a bender. It's what you do to ease the pain after succumbing to a coworker and bitcoin shill, only to have it tank 75% shortly after you invest your money.

"hey bro, buy bitcoin it's down to $18k"
"naw bro"
"bro, buy bitcoin, it's down to $17k"
"i'm good"
"man, buy bitcoin, it's down to 16k"
"no thanks"
"holy shit, bitcoin is down to $15k! buy it!"
"no way"
"bitcoin is down to $14k... i'll be buying a fucking yacht when it recovers while you die an old, poor, lonely bastard!"
<buy bitcoin here>
<bitcoin crashes to $7k>
<go on a binger>

by 2fastse May 12, 2018