BFMM

Big Fat Male Metrosexual - though a fat metrosexual is usually a contradiction they do exist. Nobody would eat one though; unlike the similar but entirely different BFMH.

Man, that BFMM is just a walking contradiction.

by Flaming_Liberal July 16, 2008

bfmu

acronym for Bitch Fuck Me Up

Omg that that food is unhealthy
BFMU

by Kiera sucks so much July 26, 2017

BFMW

Brush, Floss, Mouthwash.

What Dentists in New Jersey do on a daily basis.

Kyle: "BFMW all day Lizzie."

Lizzie: "What does that mean?"

Kyle: "Brush, Floss, Mouthwash hoe."

by Cptkyle789 August 15, 2011

bfmp

Or Big Fat Mental Patient, as seen in an episode of 'The Simpsons'. A person who is grossly overweight - a fat bastard if you will - who is deemed to be very stupid.

I was watching that BFMP trying to reverse his car and he's so fuckin' fat he couldn't turn his head to see where he was going.

by Shylock McTavish March 9, 2007

BFMG

Big Fat Mincing Gayer

That Kevin, he’s a real BFMG isn’t he.

by TheRealDG March 24, 2022

Bfmv

Abbrevation for the gay sex position Butt Fuck Me Violently.

Danny: So how should we do this sexy.
Ronny: Bfmv!
Danny: Alright here i go!
Ronny: OOooOHHooHHH

by TheGuyWhoCreatedBFMV December 7, 2009

BFMN

Bum Fuck Middle of Nowhere

me and my girlfriend wanted a weekend away, so we rented a cabin up in the "BFMN" over spring break.

"Boy, we're in the BFMN now!"

by Jared Bowman March 23, 2008