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belarusian alarm clock

It is when you wake up in the morning with lots of kisses from the great girl that hugged you the whole night, after having very few hours of sleep, because you had very much sex the night before. Despite the fact that you are almost dead and all you want to do in the world is sleep, belarusian alarm clock gives you an awesome feeling that wakes your entire body up.
This morning I had the best alarm clock - the belarusian one!

I miss a belarusian alarm clock so much!
by Panda2652 March 30, 2014
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Bealing

"Ah wiz bealing when that wee ned smashed up ma motor"

"what are you so bealing about?"

"he'll be bealing when he finds out you snogged his bird"
by Dave Conor September 26, 2007
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bealsing

The act of forcible sexual intercourse, and if done properly, the victim stops breathing.
The bealsing was considered successful after she stopped breathing.
by Shakelford, Rusty June 24, 2006
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howard beale

Peter Finch's character in "Network." The first man killed because he had bad ratings. The mad prophet of the airwaves.

Author's note: If you're reading this, you probably know who Howard Beale is. The author just thought the character deserved some recognition.
"I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore."
by [dp] leviathan March 26, 2005
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Bealls

Hey, that's the shirt I got you from Bealls for Good Friday.
by RamboLurch November 12, 2009
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Balal

The cutest, smartest, funniest, sexiest brown guy ever.
Wow, he's such a Balal. I wish I could bang him.
by Sexybuttface April 9, 2013
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belaboring his pumpkin

1. beating the top of one's head

2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating

*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you are actually having sex with a fruit, not a vegetable...so the taboo does not apply!
1. From Canto XVIII of Dante's "Inferno" (Longfellow translation):

And he thereon, belaboring his pumpkin:
"The flatteries have submerged me here below,
Wherewith my tongue was never surfeited."

2. I have to go bail my uncle out. They picked him up for belaboring his pumpkin in a Wal-Mart dressing room.
by Joe Everyman July 18, 2009
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