baloney skins

Low-profile car tires. Usually seen on tuner cars or large rims. They give the illusion of "baloney skins" due to their appearance of a thin-stretched out piece of rubber over a rim.

I'm going to blow the baloney skins off that guy!

by Ronny Cordova July 27, 2011

baloney detection

Ability to sense or suspect a lie.

Somehow, my baloney detection tells me they fabricated the nonsense.

by Emu Sam September 29, 2008

Baloney Salami

Term used to describe something so laughably ridiculous, it can only be seen as complete and utter nonsense.

There’s a theological term for that: baloney salami! (Dr. Dennis Episcopo)

by Dcstrutter November 17, 2017

baloney pad nipples

A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.

Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples

by ticktuck November 17, 2017

baloney patch

The bald spot on the back of your head surrounded by hair. The patch somewhat resembles a circle and the bald spot has been darkened over time from the sun giving it that baloney coloring.

Husband: Babe I think I'm going bald I can feel my scalp...check it please.

Wife: OMG love you are going bald and it looks like you have baloney patch on your head!!!

by Monkeyluv22 April 24, 2018

Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect

I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner

by Meat chub December 29, 2019

Baloney Blossom

A woman's vagina.

My baby maker is hungry for a baloney blossom.

A baloney blossom is the snack the smiles back.

by lyrad17 July 18, 2009