Captain Badass

Anyone that acts on instinct to appear to be cool, badass, or ballin, but in reality look like a jackass/douchebag.

Did you see that guy peel out of the TCBY.
yeah man i saw Captain Badass

Dude, you did not eat 50 blazin wings at Buffalo Wild Wings, who do you think you are; Captain Badass?

by Knuen April 12, 2009

badassness

characteristic of badass, totally awesome, cool as fucking shit, super rad, a more down to earth version of holiness. can also be used as a suitable title of honor.

I sure wish some of my badassness could rub off on that officer giving me this bullshit parking ticket.

by miss christa February 22, 2010

badassnessicity

not a word ... a way of life
learn it. love it. live it.

you don't by any means have badassnessicity yet

by Jenn "the lady" August 3, 2007

badassercise

The art of working out by simply being bad ass.

I am going to badassercise all tomorrow.

by MrCompton July 26, 2009

badassary

Anything pertaining to, or that is badass. All things badass.

"Jim showed true badassary when he scored with that model last night".

"Chuck Norris is legendary for his badassary".

by the crazy mofo October 21, 2010

badasserie

Any business, retail or otherwise, which sells or specializes in something supremely kickass, such as pork cheeks, adult lazer tag with a full bar, movie theaters with tables and lincoln town car seats, et. al.

"Did you hear about the pop-up restaurant at The Gallows? Staff Meal food truck and Mei Mei are cooking too. That place will be a badasserie."

by jablesfromboston September 6, 2012

Badass

A rear end that generates noxious emissions. A backside that produces evil-smelling farts.

Jon farts like a trooper. He's a real badass.

by Fishyrich November 7, 2018