(pronounced "skawb") Acronym for "scary-obsessive brain". Essentially, the part of your brain that blows things up to ridiculous proportions and obsesses over things. It makes one grateful for privacy of mind. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
(n) "Joe really likes to ski, so of course my S.C.O.B. took that piece of information and is scampering into relationship-land with it..."
(v) "Ugh, I can't stop scobbing over that kid in my English class. I don't even know his name!"
(v) "Ugh, I can't stop scobbing over that kid in my English class. I don't even know his name!"
by Posha September 28, 2005
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A group of friends that do scumbaggy things. Very offensive language and style. Don't give a shit what anybody else thinks of them or what they do.
Drinking, women, fighting, and motorcycles are favorite pastimes.
"s.c.u.m.b.a.g." is not an abbreviation for anything.
Often mistaken for a motorcycle club.
Drinking, women, fighting, and motorcycles are favorite pastimes.
"s.c.u.m.b.a.g." is not an abbreviation for anything.
Often mistaken for a motorcycle club.
Her boyfriend likes to eat her pussy every night, so I dropped the biggest fucking load in there this morning. Go Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g.!!!
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Get the Team s.c.u.m.b.a.g. mug.an abbreviation of CRazy Ass Bitch Syndrome. a severe disorder in which men are involuntarily attracted to crazy ass bitches.
Danny: Dude, she tried to gouge your eyes out.
Scott: I can't help it, I've got C.R.A.B.S. hardcore.
Scott: I can't help it, I've got C.R.A.B.S. hardcore.
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Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
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Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
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