B.R.G

acranim standing for big retarted guy.a large man with extremely bad body odor.must have board out anus hole.known for hibernating for multiple months at a time.also masterbates excesivly at home and in the bathroom at work.

hey b.r.g. i saw you breaking into the morg. last night to make love to dead anus. your such a neckrofecalfeliac.

by stoph March 1, 2004

B.R.A.D.

A "BRAD" is a person of very loserish social standard. He is the one becomes the talk of the town by their ridiculous and super obnoxious behavior (both in person and/or on social media mediums). A "BRAD" is most commonly know as being a worthless individual who tends to get on ones nerves. A good 72% of "BRAD's" are often lurking around at house parties, camp sites, and other low profile locations. Hanging out with a "BRAD" can and will most probably make you a "BRAD" by association. Basically, a "BRAD" is a person who a person of high social standing would associate themselves with.

WOW, that guy is really annoying me, he's such a "B.R.A.D."

by yourstruly818 August 20, 2011

B R T

TERM USED BY MIDWEST SUBURB KIDS TO DEFINE
DRIVING AROUND ON BACKROADS POINTLESSLY FOR HOURS
IF FOR NOTHING ELSE TO SMOKE BLUNTS OF CHRONIC ASS WEED

hey mitch i gots a fat sachel of that green shit

mitch: yeah dude i feel ya hows a bout a B R T

by zobenard August 12, 2008

B&R

To black out and rail

Last night I took 15 shots and B&R'd

by Velociraptor2 January 2, 2012

I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.

Iis - wom - burp

If. She. Was. Sitting. On. My. Bed. Rubbing. Her. Pussy.

Guy #1: "Dude would you bone that chick?
Guy #2: "If she was sitting on my bed rubbing her pussy, then yes"

Guy# 1:"Yo Look at that girl... I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.?"
Guy# 2: (nodding his head) "iswsombrhp."

by Mrdoumass May 25, 2009

B.R.A.T.

BOCOD (Beat off Cut-off Date) Reset Assistance Technician

Service member is deployed to Afghanistan. He establishes a BOCOD, but has the urge to have it reset. He enlists the help of a female Service member who is qualified as a BOCOD Reset Assistance Technician to help him release his man-juice.

Service Member is then relieved of his urge and no longer possesses a bulge in his undies….

Authored by: CollieMcBratster, Smilee Ollie, El Jefe, Ze Left Tennant, Over 12 inches…..

TBD, B.R.A.T. conversation has not taken place yet….

by CollieMcBratster, Smilee Ollie March 4, 2012

S.J.B.R.

acronym for a Slow Jerk Ball Rub

its my birthday, whats up with an S.J.B.R.?

by 1-800-GET-BUSY February 16, 2010