Automatic Updates

An annoying feature of Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2. It automatically downloads "critical updates" to fix security holes found almost daily in Internet Explorer and in other parts of the operating system, then it harasses you to restart your computer. If you click "Restart Later" the box will pop back up in about five minutes.

noob: Automatic Updates rules!
h4x0r: Don't use it...if you do I won't be able to hack your PC! Liek, omg!

by Home slice May 22, 2005

Automatic Sperm Extractor

Someone who gives good fellatio to the point that semen comes out without effort in the same sense that a milk extractor works.

"Gina gives such good head, she's now known as a automatic sperm extractor."

by Bhold_Da_God October 4, 2007

automatic

A type of car transmission usually found in bumper cars at theme parks and kiddie go-karts. Some people with missing arms or legs drive automatics, although people who dont know how to drive also use them. It takes the skill level of a 3 year old to operate an automatic.

I got my dad an automatic for his 55th birthday and he beat me within an inch of my life.

by FlakeyWaffle April 28, 2006

automatic

Transmission that is usually found on go-karts, lawnmowers, and chick cars. The driving demographic usually includes women, wusses, and girly men. Any man found driving an automatic transmission is subject to an ass kicking and life-term ridicule.

A real man drives a manual transmission, not an automatic.

by DaBoss November 28, 2006

automagically

When you have coffee, work gets done automagically

Wow, how did you get 30 hours of work done in 5?

Automagically.

by flyingrunion June 9, 2018

automatic flex

When you take a picture of yourself and you didn't feel like you were flexing but everyone else thinks you were.

Person A: "btw I know you were totally flexing in that pic"
Person B: "I wasn't! Maybe the position I was in created and automatic flex."

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Person A: "damn my automatic flex is on point!"

by Avocado7 January 5, 2017

Automatic Freedom Dispenser

Synonym for gun

He held up his assault rifle and said, "I call it an automatic freedom dispenser."

by aeouhtns November 9, 2011