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No we have food at home

When you ask your mom for food at a restaurant and she will say this phrase. If you get lucky you will go somewhere to eat. You will most likely get annoyed when your mom says this.
You: Hey mom can we get some food at insert restaurant here?

Mom: No we have food at home
by Yeetus_beligus November 10, 2019
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Should've-stayed-at-home day

A day when every single thing seems to go wrong, like dropping thing up to bumping your head against everything.
person 1:Ouw! WTF!
person 2:what's the matter?
person 1:hit my hand with a hammer, after i hit my head against the window.
person 2:major bummer.
person 1:it's a Should've-stayed-at-home day.
by DJ MTL April 1, 2012
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stray at home mom

Known to be this right after giving birth and when the time occurs when she is most fertile. She will stray from the marriage when the desire for sex becomes too much to handle. Even the husband wants sex, she will comply and then when the husband is away from home either at work out of town, the mother will stray to another to crave the need for sex.
My wife became known as a stray at home mom in my neighborhood when one of my neighbors caught men coming to my home all times of the day all week for sex with the mother of my children.
by Charles H Hall 3rd May 2, 2008
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It usually means you don't want to go and do something, but alternatively it can also means you have the shits and you're too embarrassed/professional to say it.
Hey boss, I'm going to work remote today. I have to take care of a few things at home.
by coconuthead99 September 12, 2014
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stay-at-home son

(from stay-at-home mom) A man-child who exhibits the following traits:
-does controlled substances
-never allows more than 900 seconds to pass between tobacco cigarettes (during the sleeping hours, he must get up at least twice during an 8 hour period to burn one)
-bums money off of his friends and never pays them back
-the inability to hold a job for more than 40 hours
-lives with his parents after the age of 30
-gets checks from the government and spends 75 percent or more on cigarettes, lottery, or alcohol
-spends endless hours instant messaging women to try to pick them up for romantic purposes
-when having a beverage at home, uses a fresh cup for each drink and never helps with just the dishes that he himself created
-attracts alcoholic friends like a rare earth neodymium magnet, especially one who modified himself (cutter) while under the influence
-never puts CDs/DVDs back in their cases...discs last an average of 48 hours before noticeable scratches form
-always looking for a handout
-performs deliberate premeditated installation of spyware onto the PC that is loaned to him / uninstalls Firefox in favor of Internet Explorer
-leaves cigarette burn lines (yes lines, not holes) in the carpet
-listens only to modern rap narratives and goth-death-metal and must listen to it at 80 dBa at 1 meter
-thinks every risk (like spending $20 on a single scratch ticket) will turn out rosy, no matter how far fetched
George Costanza has some of the traits of a stay-at-home son.
One of my legacy friends has all of the above traits of a stay-at-home son.
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Stay at Home Brother

The one brother, out of a set of twins, who stays at home on his ass all day while the other one goes and and earns a living. Similar to a trophy wife.
Charlie just sits at home while Thomas wakes up everyday and goes to work. Charlie is a stay at home brother.
by WineCondom August 12, 2009
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We have cookie run at home

OMG COOKIE RUN

ADIDASHDWAHSD RUN 3D OMG

Mom:WE HAVE COOKIE RUN AT HOME BITCH
OK
MOM:PEST COCKROACH
I PLAY THIS IS SPONSERED BY COOKIE RUN 3D RUNN

NOT ON ANDROID ON IDK WHERE BUT U CANT PLAY IT ON ANDROID
Hey mom can i download cookie run
mom:we have cookie run at home
oh ok
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