Horoscope appropriate cooking after reading said horoscope.
My astrological cooking said I need to have a tuna salad today so I'll get that right, I you don't mind?
by Sexydimma September 2, 2022
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Astrology Cunt is someone who thinks they are better than everyone else because they know their nAtAl cHaRtS. Aka a Chelsea.
I’m sorryI'm an Astrology Cunt and y’all are too dumb to know your placements other than your sun sign. To the point that when you make a post saying “wHaT sIgN iS tHiS?” And it’s relating to communication, emotions or sex and y’all think it has to do with your fucking sun sign? Are you really that unaware of a natal chart and planets?

So you have half the people in this group that actually know or want to learn astrology and the other half going “I’m a Leo, hurrdurr”. Just stop arguing with people in the comments because your understanding of astrology is limited to what day you are born and you have no clue how to travel past that. #dumbbitchenergy
by Dude8521 November 3, 2020
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the person that will not except you in a relationship because of your star alignment and will base your personality on your "sign" and is one of the most toxic breeds of human you will see they will also have crystals, posters, gems, and worst of all CARDS if you are looking for a girlfriend STSAY AWAY FROM ASTROLOGY GIRLS
(astrology girl) ok we will find out your sign based of your DOB and that will determine your personality for the rest of your life
(the random kid) PARDON ME
by Shpooks June 12, 2023
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That one blonde biotch that always says everything is because of her astrology like shut up Becca no one fucking cares.
Becca:
*Wrecks Car*

Officer: Would you mind stating what happend her

Becca:*crying* My astrology sign made me do it

Officer:*pulling out gun* I've had to much of this bullshit I'm done with life

News Anchor: local astrology sign girl makes over 1000 officers kill themselves in just one day breaking the original record by the hot cheeto girl by 13 officers.
by shickhydrocutme September 28, 2020
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Astrology Dumb Bitch: I’m sorry y’all are too dumb to know your placements other than your sun sign. To the point that when you make a post saying “wHaT sIgN iS tHiS?” And it’s relating to communication, emotions or sex and y’all think it has to do with your fucking sun sign? Are you really that unaware of a natal chart and planets?

So you have half the people in this group that actually know or want to learn astrology and the other half going “I’m a Leo, hurrdurr”. Just stop arguing with people in the comments because your understanding of astrology is limited to what day you are born and you have no clue how to travel past that. #dumbbitchenergy
by Dude8521 November 3, 2020
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This is the sexiest sign and gets all there crushes but can be be mean to people on the bad side of them but they tend to be attractive to tarus and cancer
You: he is so hot
Me: probably cause he is a Scorpio astrology
by Jackson Closs March 30, 2020
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