asspucker

Spastic contractions of your sphincter muscle after taking a not so satisying shit. Also common after fits of Cryarrhea

Tim's shit was cut short by the doorbell giving him about 5 minutes of uncomfortable asspucker.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

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assfuck

a person who is very annoying and is an ass. also they could be very full of themselves and can't accept the fact that they are wrong at times.

you: Marilyn Manson is my idol. I mean he is awesome. His words are so inspiring.
assfuck: merilyn is just a stupid retard that doesn't know what he is doing. did you see how he dresses? walking around with underwear.

you: its self expression. thats why i admire him. he doesn't care what other people say.

assfuck: merilyn manson sucks!
you: when are you going to realize that you can't spell Marilyn?
*assfuck signs off*

by ...are_you_a_retard?... August 23, 2009

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Assfuck

1. A taboo term to describe a 'straight' male who enjoys getting fucked up the ass with toys or other.

2. Often used as an insult in place of motherfucker

"Only an Assfuck would buy a butt plug, sick bastards"

or

"Stupid Assfuck too the last parking place!"

by Satan Claus January 13, 2006

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assfuck juice

A concoction made by college students that typically consists of 12 beer (preferably keystone light), a handle of cheap ass vodka (Vitali), 2 juice concentrates (usually lemonade or limeade). Causes you to wake up in the morning feeling like you were just fucked in the ass. A.K.A Pink panty droppers and hop skip and run naked. Makes one hell of a night, but usually ends on a bad note

"Man that was a crazy night and that juice was amazing. It really fucked me in the ass though. What should we call it?"

"How about Assfuck Juice."

by Karl N September 12, 2007

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