assleather

What asshats are fashioned from.

An insult meaning that someone isn't even worth manufacturing into an asshat.

e.g. Shut up, you damn sheet of assleather!

by dude_man December 26, 2008

assletiscism

having extreme control and precision of the gluteal area characteristic of twerking.

Twer Team shows incredible amounts of assletiscism

by countfapula30 November 10, 2013

assley

What people say when they cant pronounce Ashley correctly or ar just mad or making fun of an Ashley

What do you want Assley

by AdamBakesMuffins February 28, 2019

asslogist

A person who has a Hood degree In Booty (ie)ASS.

Sorry but my Asslogist says it fake .

by Jay To September 19, 2020

asslet

to be stupid, and act like an asshole. A combination of "brainlet" and "asshole"

"that man is an asslet"

by asdfasfdasdffsdsdfasdf December 31, 2020

Assley

My nickname my real name is Ashley

Hey Assley what are you doing?

by anonymous April 1, 2021

Asslighting

Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.

Don't let the Spanx fool you; it's all asslighting, bro.

by Thicccheeks Nietzsche June 23, 2023